Hey, Andrew Bogut, did you know that your footy club, Essendon, has a secret laboratory in a dank chamber underneath its Tullamarine HQ, where it not only churns out peptides by the thousands but does a nice sideline in methamphatamines, supplying bikie gangs all over the northern suburbs?
KIERAN ILES Nadeen Payne's 150th WNBL game will be a crucial one for the Bendigo Spirit
KIERAN ILES Bendigo Spirit prepare for tough and familiar foe.
Joshua Paterson Hot shooting from distance in the first quarter, and the at-times dominant inside presence of Nathan Jawai were keys to the Cairns Taipans 89-84 victory over the Brisbane Bullets in Brisbane on Saturday night.
The Bendigo Braves have re-signed the first key component of their 2016 title team.
Luke West The Dandenong Rangers have beaten the Bendigo Spirit in Bendigo for the first time since 2010.
James Hall, Caden Helmers Get all the scores and previews of Canberra's weekend sports.
James Hall Mikaela Ruef saved her best game of the year to lead the Capitals to a 24-point win over the Boomers.
Luke West Bendigo Spirit to take on WNBL ladder-leaders Dandenong on Sunday.